{"id":16618,"date":"2024-04-01T13:47:46","date_gmt":"2024-04-01T12:47:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/gremlins\/"},"modified":"2024-04-01T13:47:46","modified_gmt":"2024-04-01T12:47:46","slug":"gremlins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/gremlins\/","title":{"rendered":"Gremlins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1033\" height=\"581\" class=\" size-full wp-image-16616\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/0db40810f64cb12f1191ca729117e899.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/0db40810f64cb12f1191ca729117e899.jpg 1033w, https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/0db40810f64cb12f1191ca729117e899-600x337.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/0db40810f64cb12f1191ca729117e899-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/0db40810f64cb12f1191ca729117e899-441x248.jpg 441w, https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/0db40810f64cb12f1191ca729117e899-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/0db40810f64cb12f1191ca729117e899-1x1.jpg 1w, https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/0db40810f64cb12f1191ca729117e899-10x6.jpg 10w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1033px) 100vw, 1033px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong>Gremlins<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>by Fran Lock<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201chaving gotten in, it&#8217;s coming out one of two ways: walking or writing.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\/ we want axioms, maximum sky. not you.<br \/>\/ an immobile romantic, a sea of romantic immobiles. <br \/>\/ that detestable animal, the lyric i.<br \/>\/ politely standardised. sentimental suck-ups.<br \/>\/ their weak verbotens over everything. now we identify as knives.<br \/>\/ and why not?<br \/>\/ tell me again. it&#8217;s a basement phrase. it&#8217;s a rip-off song off-key.<br \/>\/ yeah, you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me.<br \/>\/ yeah, you wish you were me, you cursory radical.<br \/>\/ you bystander, you passerby. you citizen.<br \/>\/ you spoke and you spoke and every syllable was safety.<br \/>\/ you, and your fiction of smiths. your smith committee.<br \/>\/ the <em>followers<\/em> who have replaced your <em>friends<\/em>.<br \/>\/ yeah, you wish. and the folk-art fracas of my \u2013 of my \u2013 of my \u2013<br \/>\/ multiple choice collapse. blacklist in block capitals. <br \/>\/ <em>reputational risk?<\/em> you dullard, you sullied little hedonist.<br \/>\/ you verse-chorus cheat of absolute boredom.<br \/>\/ all the whiteship boozecruise banter of you.<br \/>\/ you branch secretary. you polytendrilled parody. you vampire squid of organised whoopee.<br \/>\/ you chairman of traditions. you slowburn salute. you canned nazi.<br \/>\/ you novelist.<br \/>\/ we were into rudiments, discords. not you, spectre of consensus.<br \/>\/ spectator. exhorter. the extorted sex of you.<br \/>\/ we were coming apart like cedar on a sawmill. <br \/>\/ syllabus of strawmen. scarecrow mock. scarecrow shuffle.<br \/>\/ modernists.<br \/>\/ those self-styled self-destroyers. neither adapt nor resist. <br \/>\/ have distilled shitcreek into shtick. for a fee.<br \/>\/ we were into rudiments, discord. not this.<br \/>\/ a drudge jerusalem. for cackling aspirants.<br \/>\/ not you. generational renegade. vacated and sane.<br \/>\/ catchphrase franchise. melodic indie vibes, you \u2013<br \/>\/ cog in your lopsided uniform. the uniform aubade of middle-age.<br \/>\/ all in all a brick in the blockhead parade. <br \/>\/ we are here with the orach, charlock, couch-grass, stitchwort. collateral jacket of weeds.<br \/>\/ outcast sloucher&#8217;s slang, we&#8217;ve got.<br \/>\/ and my \u2013 and my \u2013 and my \u2013<br \/>\/ impure probation of thoughts. and you wish.<br \/>\/ for these nonstop hands, for a shapeless psychosis knocked into song.<br \/>\/ the grit in a sensitive instrument. refined and transfigured.<br \/>\/ mania, without centre or margins. you wish.<br \/>\/ whose sneer is a needle. you wish.<br \/>\/ confirmed grace, shrewdly cruising. <br \/>\/ crudely shining, zippered and cinched into clich\u00e9.<br \/>\/ the wheedling blag of your \u2013<br \/>\/ affirmations. fake northern slang-evangelist.<br \/>\/ knocked into appropriate phobias. knocked into \u2013<br \/>\/ queasy teeth. grit in the gut. <br \/>\/ crackpot pariah. crackrock-rapt. definace, over the headland. <br \/>\/ they will remember you, hallmark minions, appropriate adults.<br \/>\/ in chin-stroke symposiums. these agit-avant-agent- <br \/>\/ ethereal deliriums. dead interjectionists. castrated scallywags. syntax-saints.<br \/>\/ we want a militant rictus. words. nailed into utopia. wipe off the wax of you.<br \/>\/ want screaming. not this.<br \/>\/ designer wounding. redesigned wounds.<br \/>\/ fakes of dysfunction. their period screech. their period petulance.<br \/>\/ so. rattle your referents. and my \u2013 and my \u2013 and my \u2013<br \/>\/ this poem built from the abusive repetitions of labour.<br \/>\/ the obscene rhythms of work. work. work. the pungent industrial all dissolving.<br \/>\/ you snot-nosed insurrectionist. picking the scab of capital.<br \/>\/ your scandalised irie. the sprung punk of peevish refrain.<br \/>\/ hoary englander.<br \/>\/ the asphyxiating chill. gag-enthusiast.<br \/>\/ nerd in an era of intercepts. incel slur for \u2013<br \/>\/ my \u2013 my \u2013 my \u2013<br \/>\/ you doomed alecks of envoy. <br \/>\/ my \u2013 my \u2013 my \u2013<br \/>\/ gaslit futility.<br \/>\/ we want. scrambled, entropic, a pain like speed in a stomach ulcer.<br \/>\/ we want. in the grip of thin, fading menace. this britain-thing.<br \/>\/ disgorges its post-war into our face.<br \/>\/ we want. critics, bootlegging a eulogy.<br \/>\/ we want. louts of postmortem. covert pastoral, loadedly rhapsodized.<br \/>\/ you wish. foaming on forums, shouting down the day.<br \/>\/ we want a haute animus. face like a punctured lung. <br \/>\/<em> the canonically joyless suburbs<\/em>. the stink of scripture, the scrim of toil.<br \/>\/ fomented and fouled. in webs of glory.<br \/>\/ the mind, broken, strenuously gentrified. <br \/>\/ into baroque disclosures. into tracts. paperbacks. <br \/>\/ into you, three-sentence meatsuits. you, you charming harbingers.<br \/>\/ you harbingers of charm.<br \/>\/ you frontmen, you posterboys, you prevailing parliament of \u2013<br \/>\/ we want. wrought in the riot. looped, eloping.<br \/>\/ the sickness of intercourse. something is moving. out there in the grey-blue-grey.<br \/>\/ with sinuous tyranny. something.<br \/>\/ like a foregone boyfriend, hanged already. something.<br \/>\/ stupendous malevolence. malevolently stupid.<br \/>\/ and you wish.<br \/>\/ you could see all this. tirades, butterflied and speared by \u2013<br \/>\/ vernacular angst. check. sordid distortions. to live this. to live in this.<br \/>\/ who are you kidding?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gremlins by Fran Lock \u201chaving gotten in, it&#8217;s coming out one of two ways: walking or writing.\u201d \/ we want axioms, maximum sky. not you.\/ an 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