{"id":15852,"date":"2023-11-29T11:09:20","date_gmt":"2023-11-29T11:09:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/a-healthy-return\/"},"modified":"2023-11-29T11:09:20","modified_gmt":"2023-11-29T11:09:20","slug":"a-healthy-return","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/a-healthy-return\/","title":{"rendered":"a healthy return"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-15851\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/5f559fd29f1195ed02caceabbf624fb7.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1200\" height=\"900\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/5f559fd29f1195ed02caceabbf624fb7.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/5f559fd29f1195ed02caceabbf624fb7-600x450.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/5f559fd29f1195ed02caceabbf624fb7-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/5f559fd29f1195ed02caceabbf624fb7-441x331.jpg 441w, https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/5f559fd29f1195ed02caceabbf624fb7-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/5f559fd29f1195ed02caceabbf624fb7-1x1.jpg 1w, https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/5f559fd29f1195ed02caceabbf624fb7-10x8.jpg 10w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong>a healthy return<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>by Martin Hayes<\/em><\/p>\n<p>there was this place<br \/>and it wasn\u2019t a town or a city<br \/>but people lived there<br \/>and there was one shop and one pub<br \/>they all went to<br \/>and the shop had eggs and beans for the people to buy<br \/>but the shop shut down when the distribution company<br \/>couldn\u2019t get the eggs and beans to them<br \/>without a healthy return<br \/>and then the busses that came through that place<br \/>twice back and forth everyday<br \/>also stopped coming<br \/>because there was no healthy return in it<br \/>and then the people got sick<br \/>because they couldn\u2019t get to the doctor or the dentist<br \/>or the one library left or the one swimming pool left<br \/>and in the end<br \/>there was only the people left<br \/>in this place <br \/>and the pub<br \/>to which they all went<br \/>to drink the landlord\u2019s homemade gin<br \/>to talk about how they had all been <br \/>forgotten by the machine<br \/>until they all died out<br \/>and nothing existed anymore<br \/>in that place<br \/>or any of the other places<br \/>other than the rumour<br \/>that there\u2019d been a people who once lived around here<br \/>but they\u2019d all died out<br \/>because there was no healthy return<br \/>to be had from any of them<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a healthy return by Martin Hayes there was this placeand it wasn\u2019t a town or a citybut people lived thereand there was one shop and one pubthey&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":484,"featured_media":15851,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1660],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15852","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poetry-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15852","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/484"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15852"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15852\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/15851"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15852"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15852"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15852"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}