{"id":15053,"date":"2023-01-22T09:04:04","date_gmt":"2023-01-22T09:04:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/if\/"},"modified":"2023-01-22T09:04:04","modified_gmt":"2023-01-22T09:04:04","slug":"if","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/if\/","title":{"rendered":"If&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-15046\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/920ff72ebfa161115e98757aa3802606.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong>If<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>by Martin Rowson<\/em><\/p>\n<p>If you can keep your head when all about you<br \/>Are telling you its contents don&#8217;t inspire;<br \/>If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,<br \/>Based on evidence that you&#8217;re a liar;<br \/>If you could say, when you stood for election.<br \/>That you&#8217;d do this or that, however crass,<br \/>While simultaneously, upon reflection,<br \/>Readying yourself for your volte face&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>If you can say, straight-faced, you think Fraternity<br \/>Will guide your every step, yet think it&#8217;s fine<br \/>To deny your party&#8217;s own paternity<br \/>And run away from every picket line;<br \/>If you can blithely organise a witch hunt<br \/>On anyone if this will guarantee<br \/>You consequently reassure some rich cunt<br \/>And keep spreading the lies though all can see&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>If you behold a whole electoral system<br \/>That&#8217;s so unfit it&#8217;s worse than a disease<br \/>But say (though never quite getting to list them)<br \/>&#8220;Fix this? It&#8217;s not in my priorities&#8221;;<br \/>If you can see your country being broken;<br \/>Trashed; by fascist bigots&#8217; bluster struck,<br \/>But say &#8220;This is no time to be awoken!<br \/>We&#8217;re going to build a better Clusterfuck!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>If you can dream (but only when you&#8217;re sleeping);<br \/>If you can think (so quiet it seems you don&#8217;t);<br \/>If you can make a stand (but then start creeping<br \/>Away from where you stood, saying you won&#8217;t);<br \/>If you can see the poorest people queuing<br \/>For food banks or a place where they&#8217;ll keep warm<br \/>And think that this endorses you pursuing<br \/>Yet more Public Sector so-called &#8220;Reforms&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>If you can use a playbook that you reckon<br \/>Works, though it&#8217;s three decades out of date;<br \/>If you can see the chance of power beckon<br \/>And yet won&#8217;t see the failing British State<br \/>Is so beyond repair that this whole nation<br \/>Is doomed &#8211; and let me now be quite explicit &#8211;<br \/>Then your placebos for resuscitation<br \/>Mean, that when they call it, you&#8217;re complicit&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>If you, to sum up, continue being wooden,<br \/>More woodily than forests full of trees,<br \/>More woodenly than puppets, then you should in<br \/>All honesty admit: it&#8217;s to appease;<br \/>And if you think that that is Opposition,<br \/>And means the next election&#8217;s duly won;<br \/>Even if it does, Keir, my suspicion&#8217;s<br \/>That that&#8217;s no Labour Government, my son!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If by Martin Rowson If you can keep your head when all about youAre telling you its contents don&#8217;t inspire;If you can trust yourself when all men&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":557,"featured_media":15046,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1660],"tags":[2739],"class_list":["post-15053","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poetry-2","tag-his-majestys-most-loyal-leader-of-the-opposition"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15053","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/557"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15053"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15053\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/15046"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15053"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15053"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15053"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}