{"id":13178,"date":"2020-01-20T19:34:56","date_gmt":"2020-01-20T19:34:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/knight-of-the-gutter\/"},"modified":"2020-01-20T19:34:56","modified_gmt":"2020-01-20T19:34:56","slug":"knight-of-the-gutter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/knight-of-the-gutter\/","title":{"rendered":"Knight of the Gutter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-13177\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/0c57d580c89635ec467dfb3e26e69c42.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"2090\" height=\"1250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/0c57d580c89635ec467dfb3e26e69c42.jpg 2090w, https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/0c57d580c89635ec467dfb3e26e69c42-600x359.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/0c57d580c89635ec467dfb3e26e69c42-300x179.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/0c57d580c89635ec467dfb3e26e69c42-441x264.jpg 441w, https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/0c57d580c89635ec467dfb3e26e69c42-768x459.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/0c57d580c89635ec467dfb3e26e69c42-1536x919.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/0c57d580c89635ec467dfb3e26e69c42-2048x1225.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/0c57d580c89635ec467dfb3e26e69c42-1x1.jpg 1w, https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/0c57d580c89635ec467dfb3e26e69c42-10x6.jpg 10w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2090px) 100vw, 2090px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Knight of the Gutter<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>(aka Iain Duncan Smith&#8217;s Got a Knighthood)<\/p>\n<p><em>by Alan Morrison<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The media smeared Jeremy Corbyn for good,<br \/>Ensured a catastrophic election result,<br \/>A thumping majority for Boris&#8217;s cult,<br \/>And Iain Duncan Smith&#8217;s got a knighthood.<\/p>\n<p>The real change we needed exchanged for gnarled wood<br \/>Of Parliament&#8217;s ingrained gig-hegemony,<br \/>Members be branded the blue mob&#8217;s enemy,<br \/>And Iain Duncan Smith&#8217;s got a knighthood.<\/p>\n<p>The unemployed doomed to eat more humble pud,<br \/>The disabled damned to more brutal assessments,<br \/>Food bank queues lengthening, parks filled with tents,<br \/>But Iain Duncan Smith&#8217;s got a knighthood.<\/p>\n<p>Schoolchildren fainting in classrooms who should<br \/>Be hungering for knowledge not scavenging bins<br \/>To nibble at apple cores like waifs from Dickens,<br \/>Whilst Iain Duncan Smith&#8217;s got a knighthood.<\/p>\n<p>Working poor parcels of processed tinned food,<br \/>Parents on fasts so their kids get the gruel,<br \/>Universal Credit&#8217;s architecture&#8217;s still cruel,<br \/>But Iain Duncan Smith&#8217;s got a knighthood.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Knight of the Gutter (aka Iain Duncan Smith&#8217;s Got a Knighthood) by Alan Morrison The media smeared Jeremy Corbyn for good,Ensured a catastrophic election result,A thumping majority&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":372,"featured_media":13177,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1660],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13178","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poetry-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13178","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/372"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13178"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13178\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13177"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13178"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13178"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13178"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}