{"id":12464,"date":"2018-01-25T11:43:22","date_gmt":"2018-01-25T11:43:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/the-divided-self-a-poem-for-burns-night\/"},"modified":"2018-01-25T11:43:22","modified_gmt":"2018-01-25T11:43:22","slug":"the-divided-self-a-poem-for-burns-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/the-divided-self-a-poem-for-burns-night\/","title":{"rendered":"The Divided Self: a poem for Burns Night"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-12462\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/a8251df3dbb85d9abbd32b434b9581f3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1526\" height=\"1050\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/a8251df3dbb85d9abbd32b434b9581f3.jpg 1526w, https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/a8251df3dbb85d9abbd32b434b9581f3-600x413.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/a8251df3dbb85d9abbd32b434b9581f3-300x206.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/a8251df3dbb85d9abbd32b434b9581f3-441x303.jpg 441w, https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/a8251df3dbb85d9abbd32b434b9581f3-768x528.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/a8251df3dbb85d9abbd32b434b9581f3-1x1.jpg 1w, https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/a8251df3dbb85d9abbd32b434b9581f3-10x7.jpg 10w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1526px) 100vw, 1526px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong>&nbsp;The Divided Self<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>by Keith Armstrong<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8216;When&#8217;er my muse does on me glance, I jingle at her.&#8217; (Robert Burns).<\/p>\n<p>Such an eye in a human head,<br \/>from the toothless baby<br \/>to the toothless man,<br \/>the Edinburgh wynds<br \/>bleed whisky.<br \/>Through all the Daft Days,<br \/>we drink and gree<br \/>in the local howffs,<br \/>dancing down<br \/>Bread Street.<br \/>Like burns with Burns<br \/>these gutters run;<br \/>where Fergusson once tripped,<br \/>his shaking glass<br \/>jumps<br \/>in our inky fingers,<br \/>delirium tugs<br \/>at our bardish tongues;<br \/>dead drunk,<br \/>we dribble down<br \/>a crafty double<br \/>for Burke &amp; Hare,<br \/>heckle a Deacon Brodie<br \/>gibbering<br \/>on the end<br \/>of the hangman&#8217;s rope.<\/p>\n<p>In all these great and flitting streets<br \/>awash with cadies,<br \/>this poet&#8217;s dust<br \/>clings<br \/>like distemper to our bones.<br \/>We&#8217;re walking through<br \/>the dark and daylight,<br \/>the laughs<br \/>and torture<br \/>of lost ideals.<br \/>Where is the leader of the mob Joe Smith,<br \/>that bowlegged cobbler<br \/>who snuffed it on these cobbles,<br \/>plunging<br \/>from this stagecoach pissed?<br \/>Where is the gold<br \/>of Jinglin&#8217; George Heriot?<br \/>Is it in the sunglow on the Forth?<br \/>We&#8217;re looking for girls of amazing beauty<br \/>and whores of unutterable filth:<br \/>&#8216;And in the Abbotsford<br \/>like gabbing asses<br \/>they scale the heights<br \/>of Ben Parnassus.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Oh Hugh me lad<br \/>we&#8217;ve seen some changes.<br \/>In Milne&#8217;s, your great brow scowls the louder;<br \/>your glass of bitterness<br \/>deep as a loch:<br \/>&#8216;Till a&#8217; the seas gang dry, my dear<br \/>And the rocks melt wi&#8217; the sun.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Oh Heart<br \/>of Midlothian,<br \/>it spits on<br \/>to rain<br \/>still hopes.<br \/>Still hope in her light meadows<br \/>and in her volcanic smiles.<br \/>And we&#8217;ve sung with Hamish<br \/>in Sandy Bell&#8217;s<br \/>and Nicky Tams<br \/>and Diggers,<br \/>a long hard sup<br \/>along the cobbles<br \/>to the dregs<br \/>at the World&#8217;s End:<br \/>&#8216;Whene&#8217;er my muse does on me glance,<br \/>I jingle at her.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Bright as silver,<br \/>sharp as ice,<br \/>this Edinburgh of all places,<br \/>home to a raving melancholia<br \/>among the ghosts<br \/>of Scotland&#8217;s Bedlam:<br \/>&#8216;Auld Reekie&#8217;s sons blythe faces&#8217;,<br \/>shades of Fergusson in Canongate.<\/p>\n<p>And the blee-e&#8217;ed sun,<br \/>the reaming ale <br \/>our hearts to heal;<br \/>the muse of Rose Street<br \/>seeping through us boozy bards,<br \/>us snuff snorters<br \/>in coughing clouds.<\/p>\n<p>Here<br \/>on display<br \/>in this Edinburgh dream:<br \/>the polished monocle <br \/>of Sydney Goodsir Smith,<br \/>glittering by<br \/>his stained inhaler;<br \/>and the black velvet jacket<br \/>of RLS,<br \/>slumped by<br \/>a battered straw hat.<\/p>\n<p>And someone<br \/>wolf whistles<br \/>along Waterloo Place;<br \/>and lovers<br \/>kiss moonlight<br \/>on Arthur&#8217;s Seat:<br \/>see Edinburgh rise.<\/p>\n<p>Drink<br \/>from her eyes.<\/p>\n<p>(from Imagined Corners, Smokestack Books, 2004).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;The Divided Self by Keith Armstrong &#8216;When&#8217;er my muse does on me glance, I jingle at her.&#8217; 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