{"id":12285,"date":"2017-09-02T12:55:55","date_gmt":"2017-09-02T11:55:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/the-trouble-with-monsters\/"},"modified":"2017-09-02T12:55:55","modified_gmt":"2017-09-02T11:55:55","slug":"the-trouble-with-monsters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/the-trouble-with-monsters\/","title":{"rendered":"The Trouble with Monsters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-12278\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/3ace6bf0e9f997c400b3dbdca66b498f.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"551\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/3ace6bf0e9f997c400b3dbdca66b498f.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/3ace6bf0e9f997c400b3dbdca66b498f-600x413.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/3ace6bf0e9f997c400b3dbdca66b498f-300x207.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/3ace6bf0e9f997c400b3dbdca66b498f-441x304.jpg 441w, https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/3ace6bf0e9f997c400b3dbdca66b498f-768x529.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/3ace6bf0e9f997c400b3dbdca66b498f-1x1.jpg 1w, https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/3ace6bf0e9f997c400b3dbdca66b498f-10x7.jpg 10w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong>The Trouble with Monsters<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>by Chris Norris<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Quick way with monsters: send a hero out<br \/>For mortal combat: sometimes he&#8217;ll prevail<br \/>And kill the beast, while other times he&#8217;ll fail<br \/>And it will be his death that ends the bout.<\/p>\n<p>The point is, those old poets had it right,<br \/>Those Greeks, and Romans, and the guy (or guys)<br \/>Of Anglo-Saxon stock whose epic vies<br \/>With theirs as Beowulf goes forth to fight<\/p>\n<p>First Grendel, then his mother, she whose sheer<br \/>Brute strength and monstrous bulk he hacks to death<br \/>But only to yield up his dying breath<br \/>In the last act of his renowned career.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-12279\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/cn_beowulf.jpg\" alt=\"cn beowulf\" width=\"393\" height=\"679\" \/><\/p>\n<p>We have our modern monsters, but they tend<br \/>More often to emerge from some bad place<br \/>Within our home-domain, not some wild space<br \/>Beyond it where all codes and kinships end.<\/p>\n<p>From every source these modern monsters spring:<br \/>From corporate culture, from the daily trade<br \/>In weapons of mass-murder, from the made-<br \/>To-measure ranks of lying hacks who bring<\/p>\n<p>Our daily news, from the assorted fools<br \/>And rogues lined up for a safe Tory seat<br \/>Post-Oxbridge, or from teachers keen to beat<br \/>The kids just like in their old public schools.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-12280\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/CN_bj_20145_Boris-Johnson-wins-seat-MP.jpg\" alt=\"CN bj 20145 Boris Johnson wins seat MP\" width=\"381\" height=\"380\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/CN_bj_20145_Boris-Johnson-wins-seat-MP-100x100.jpg 100w, https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/CN_bj_20145_Boris-Johnson-wins-seat-MP-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/CN_bj_20145_Boris-Johnson-wins-seat-MP-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/CN_bj_20145_Boris-Johnson-wins-seat-MP-1x1.jpg 1w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 381px) 100vw, 381px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>But now we have new monsters of a kind<br \/>Unknown in earlier times because their lair<br \/>Is deep within a psychic space they share<br \/>With fifty million others of a mind<\/p>\n<p>To have their worldview, politics, and sense<br \/>Of right and wrong conditioned daily by<br \/>The sorts of TV show that amplify<br \/>Bad vibes long quelled in reason&#8217;s self-defence.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s monstrous emanations such as these,<br \/>Rough beasts that slouch from all our TV screens,<br \/>Whose aspect takes us closest to those scenes<br \/>Of epic strife and somehow holds the keys<\/p>\n<p>To all our deep-commingled dreads and fears,<br \/>As well as savage impulses that drive<br \/>The moguls and press-barons to connive<br \/>At each assault on decency&#8217;s frontiers.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-12281\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/CN_adolf-hitler-reichskanzler-1933.jpeg\" alt=\"CN adolf hitler reichskanzler 1933\" width=\"575\" height=\"724\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Our last real monster turned up nine decades<br \/>Back and did all the usual monster-stuff &#8211; <br \/>Killed millions out of some long-rankling huff,<br \/>Laid countries waste, recruited his brigades<\/p>\n<p>Of street-thugs early on from folk bereft<br \/>Of money, life-hopes, pride, or self-respect,<br \/>And so, like Grendel, carried on unchecked<br \/>Till desperate remedies alone were left.<\/p>\n<p>Now we&#8217;ve another monster on the loose,<br \/>One just as bad in many ways and worse<br \/>In some, since we&#8217;ve now further cause to curse<br \/>The advent of a president obtuse<\/p>\n<p>And infantile enough to blow us all<br \/>To kingdom come if goaded by some stray<br \/>Remark, or say &#8216;Just weather!\u2019 come what may<br \/>Of hurricanes by way of wake-up call.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-12282\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/CN_dt.jpg\" alt=\"CN dt\" width=\"554\" height=\"600\" \/><\/p>\n<p>We think &#8216;if only&#8217;, and routinely hold<br \/>Them in the highest honour, those who tried<br \/>But failed to stem the rising fascist tide<br \/>By monster-slaying, some of them extolled,<\/p>\n<p>Like Bonhoeffer, as heroes with a claim<br \/>To sainthood while so many others, known<br \/>Or unknown to us, left their safety-zone<br \/>To venture on a last and lethal game.<\/p>\n<p>Our current monster preys on all the ills<br \/>Of ignorance, stupidity, and greed<br \/>That fed his viewing-figures and his need<br \/>To see that every whim directly spills<\/p>\n<p>Into the Twitter-sphere no matter if<br \/>It&#8217;s sub-moronic, apt to spark a war,<br \/>Designed to show a hapless aide the door,<br \/>Or his last shot in some crass \u2018fake news\u2019 tiff.<\/p>\n<p>Yet it&#8217;s a case borne out by monsters down<br \/>From Roman times that they&#8217;re no less a threat<br \/>To humankind for being apt to get<br \/>Their kicks in imbecilic ways, or clown<\/p>\n<p>It up at just those times when all depends,<br \/>If not on their appearing wise or shrewd,<br \/>Then on their not indulging some wild mood-<br \/>Swing prone to make new enemies of old friends.<\/p>\n<p>That Mark One monster might have been dispatched<br \/>At any time from nineteen-thirty-three<br \/>To forty-four, a fine thing \u2013 you&#8217;ll agree \u2013 <br \/>Since who\u2019d blame plotters for a game-plan hatched<\/p>\n<p>To rid the world of one who, as things went<br \/>In brutal truth, survived to leave his mark,<br \/>As will this monster if left to embark<br \/>On half the crimes that seem his fixed intent?<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s why they got it right, those epic bards,<br \/>About what&#8217;s best to do when monsters strike<br \/>And why perhaps, in special cases like<br \/>The present, it&#8217;s the role of bodyguards,<\/p>\n<p>Not some resurgent Beowulf, to show<br \/>The highest civic virtue and the sort<br \/>Of courage that inspired those long-ago<br \/>Folk-heroes to cut monster-stories short.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-12283\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/CN_Karl_Theodor_von_Piloty_Murder_of_Caesar_1865.jpg\" alt=\"CN Karl Theodor von Piloty Murder of Caesar 1865\" width=\"541\" height=\"376\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/CN_Karl_Theodor_von_Piloty_Murder_of_Caesar_1865-1x1.jpg 1w, https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/CN_Karl_Theodor_von_Piloty_Murder_of_Caesar_1865-10x6.jpg 10w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 541px) 100vw, 541px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Trouble with Monsters by Chris Norris Quick way with monsters: send a hero outFor mortal combat: sometimes he&#8217;ll prevailAnd kill the beast, while other times 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