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Del Boy Trump Rides Again<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n by Carol King, with image by Martin Gollan<\/em><\/p>\n Ere mate, come over ere an listen to this. Del Boy Trump Rides Again by Carol King, with image by Martin Gollan Ere mate, come over ere an listen to this.Some old tart dared to cross…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":659,"featured_media":15334,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1660],"tags":[2177],"class_list":["post-15336","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poetry-2","tag-donald-trump"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15336","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/659"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15336"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15336\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/15334"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
Some old tart dared to cross me, she did,
wot a stupid cow. She\u2019s avin a larf, she is,
if you fink I\u2019d fancy that old bag.
Wot you ave to realise darlin is she\u2019s
workin for Biden. The whole lot of
the jokers all witch-huntin me, an all
I\u2019m tryin to do is stick up for you geezers.
You lot graftin away for a crust an not
one of those Democrats gives a toss
about you lot. Nah, nah, ere all they want
is to keep us out. Like when they fixed
the elections. Tricky sods, an they\u2019ll do it
again. Constantly tryin to get me, prosecutin
me for this n that. Suggestin I ave classified
documents \u2013 as if. I\u2019m tellin you they\u2019re
avin a larf. I mean wot you all ave
to know is that old tart was askin for it, she was.
Gaggin for it, she was. But the really funny fing
is I can\u2019t even remember er. I don\u2019t fink I ever
met er, an if I did she\u2019d be wantin to get
er filthy ands on my dosh, she would. Cash cow
that\u2019s wot she is. I tell you- don\u2019t get me started-
you just wait when I get voted back in again,
I\u2019m gonna pardon all those proud blokes they done
for riotin. Pointin the finger at me as if I started it,
as if I was behind it. Nah, witch-huntin is all it is.
They\u2019ve just got it in for me. I tell you those Democrats
are gonna come for me until that old fool Biden
gets back in. Doddery old fool, losin his marbles, he is.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"