{"id":15022,"date":"2022-12-31T12:07:17","date_gmt":"2022-12-31T12:07:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/jesus-comes-to-the-christmas-parade\/"},"modified":"2022-12-31T12:07:17","modified_gmt":"2022-12-31T12:07:17","slug":"jesus-comes-to-the-christmas-parade","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/jesus-comes-to-the-christmas-parade\/","title":{"rendered":"Jesus Comes to the Christmas Parade"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-15021\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/240105bef6ad8437498bbb0b2459e1c4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"227\" height=\"290\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/240105bef6ad8437498bbb0b2459e1c4.jpg 227w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/240105bef6ad8437498bbb0b2459e1c4-1x1.jpg 1w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/240105bef6ad8437498bbb0b2459e1c4-8x10.jpg 8w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 227px) 100vw, 227px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong>Jesus Comes to the Christmas Parade<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>by Rebecca Lowe<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Jesus came to the Christmas parade,<br \/>strangely incongruous amongst<br \/>all the dancing reindeer and artificial snow,<br \/>almost apologetic, shuffling forward<br \/>in his cheap polyester robes.<br \/>(The beard, at least, was real,<br \/>unlike Santa&#8217;s, which was looking<br \/>decidedly threadbare).<\/p>\n<p>A troop of Army fusiliers<br \/>marched past, bearing a six-foot<br \/>inflatable Santa, anchored<br \/>by ropes (&#8216;Let&#8217;s hope they hold<br \/>tight and he doesn&#8217;t float<br \/>away over the bay!&#8217; guffawed<br \/>the commentator over <br \/>the loudspeaker).<br \/>One of them carried<br \/>a ceremonial sword, to bear<br \/>the traditional Christmas message<br \/>of Peace and Goodwill to all<br \/>(so long as they are not Russian,<br \/>Middle Eastern or North Korean).<\/p>\n<p>A scuffle broke in the crowd,<br \/>As children and adults alike<br \/>Sharp-shouldered their way<br \/>to the front, for a glimpse<br \/>of a princess in a <br \/>human-sized snowglobe.<\/p>\n<p>Jesus looked tired,<br \/>resigned, perhaps,<br \/>an asylum-seeker fleeing<br \/>something colder than death &#8211; <br \/>indifference or blank<br \/>incomprehension.<\/p>\n<p>And if the robes looked fake, <br \/>the wounds seemed <br \/>real enough &#8211; he kept<br \/>holding his palms to his face,<br \/>inspecting the holes, as if he<br \/>still couldn&#8217;t really believe <br \/>he was there &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>A small boy in the crowd <br \/>pointed and said:<br \/>&#8216;Hey! It&#8217;s Jesus!&#8217; <br \/>His mum feigned a smile,<br \/>fished a bottle of Cola <br \/>from her bag to keep<br \/>him quiet.<\/p>\n<p>And me? I just sat<br \/>and watched the whole<br \/>sorry charade, wondering:<br \/>Is this the way <br \/>he really comes back?<br \/>And is he defeated,<br \/>Or is he just<br \/>biding his time?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jesus Comes to the Christmas Parade by Rebecca Lowe Jesus came to the Christmas parade,strangely incongruous amongstall the dancing reindeer and artificial snow,almost apologetic, shuffling forwardin his&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":589,"featured_media":15021,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1660],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15022","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poetry-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15022","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/589"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15022"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15022\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/15021"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15022"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15022"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15022"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}