{"id":14571,"date":"2022-05-01T09:59:19","date_gmt":"2022-05-01T08:59:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/ey-mister-lan-lor\/"},"modified":"2022-05-01T09:59:19","modified_gmt":"2022-05-01T08:59:19","slug":"ey-mister-lan-lor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/ey-mister-lan-lor\/","title":{"rendered":"Ey Mister Lan&#8217;Lor&#8217;!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-14568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2338160a7cc88e5339f9d10742a77113.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"444\" height=\"590\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2338160a7cc88e5339f9d10742a77113.jpg 444w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2338160a7cc88e5339f9d10742a77113-226x300.jpg 226w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2338160a7cc88e5339f9d10742a77113-332x441.jpg 332w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2338160a7cc88e5339f9d10742a77113-1x1.jpg 1w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/2338160a7cc88e5339f9d10742a77113-8x10.jpg 8w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 444px) 100vw, 444px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Ey Mister Lan\u2019Lor\u2019!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>by Mike Jenkins, with image by Gus Payne<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Tell me, Mister Lan\u2019lor\u2019<br \/>wha yew doin t me?<br \/>Jest me an my kid<br \/>tryin t make ends meet.<br \/>I work like a dog<br \/>a collie chasin sheep,<br \/>I\u2019m on yewer leash.<\/p>\n<p>Carn afford no car,<br \/>train fares always goin up,<br \/>food prices beyond<br \/>\u2018lectric\u2019s the same \u2013<br \/>yew wan\u2019 us t end<br \/>up on-a street?<\/p>\n<p>Ey Mister Lan\u2019lor\u2019<br \/>I know yew gotta make money,<br \/>buh yew goh more ouses<br \/>than I goh GCSEs<br \/>an I done tidee<br \/>even though I work in Tragos.<\/p>\n<p>Yew ever gone without?<br \/>Gone to a foodbank?<br \/>Secon\u2019 thoughts I\u2019m more like a sheep,<br \/>with yew snappin us inta pens.<br \/>Wha\u2019s-a fewture, eh?<br \/>Some ewman blydi abbatoir?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ey Mister Lan\u2019Lor\u2019! by Mike Jenkins, with image by Gus Payne Tell me, Mister Lan\u2019lor\u2019wha yew doin t me?Jest me an my kidtryin t make ends meet.I&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":486,"featured_media":14568,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1660],"tags":[2598],"class_list":["post-14571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poetry-2","tag-may-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14571","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/486"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14571"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14571\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/14568"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}