{"id":14442,"date":"2022-03-02T09:51:32","date_gmt":"2022-03-02T09:51:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wern-my-fault\/"},"modified":"2022-03-02T09:51:32","modified_gmt":"2022-03-02T09:51:32","slug":"wern-my-fault","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wern-my-fault\/","title":{"rendered":"Wern My Fault"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1299\" height=\"866\" class=\" size-full wp-image-14441\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/a2026f89d280329c069891e204646a61.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/a2026f89d280329c069891e204646a61.jpg 1299w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/a2026f89d280329c069891e204646a61-600x400.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/a2026f89d280329c069891e204646a61-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/a2026f89d280329c069891e204646a61-441x294.jpg 441w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/a2026f89d280329c069891e204646a61-768x512.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/a2026f89d280329c069891e204646a61-1x1.jpg 1w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/a2026f89d280329c069891e204646a61-10x7.jpg 10w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1299px) 100vw, 1299px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong>Wern My Fault<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>by Mike Jenkins<\/em><\/p>\n<p>There wuz this fuckin ard gang<br \/>Led by this bloke Vlad<br \/>(Arfta some ol rooler).<\/p>\n<p>Ee didn give a toss<br \/>&#8216;Bout trainers on wires,<br \/>Ee wan\u2019ed more terrortree.<\/p>\n<p>We wern gunna take no messin,<br \/>Ee knew t keep out &#8211;<br \/>We\u2019d flash ower weapons.<\/p>\n<p>No way ee\u2019d risk it,<br \/>Noh even with is boyz<br \/>All tooled up an ready.<\/p>\n<p>Fancied isself ee did,<br \/>Ewsed t ride orses bare-back,<br \/>Shirt off six pack.<\/p>\n<p>Till one night they invaded<br \/>Ower Igh Street askin f trouble,<br \/>Shoutin theyer gobs off.<\/p>\n<p>Joey goh stabbed, I cut<br \/>One of em \u2018cross is face<br \/>T stop im attackin.<\/p>\n<p>It wern my fault see,<br \/>I woz on\u2019y defendin myself.<br \/>P\u2019lice wouldn lissen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wern My Fault by Mike Jenkins There wuz this fuckin ard gangLed by this bloke Vlad(Arfta some ol rooler). Ee didn give a toss&#8216;Bout trainers on wires,Ee&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":486,"featured_media":14441,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1660],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14442","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poetry-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14442","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/486"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14442"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14442\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/14441"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14442"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14442"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14442"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}