{"id":14271,"date":"2021-12-10T10:34:45","date_gmt":"2021-12-10T10:34:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/near-neebours\/"},"modified":"2021-12-10T10:34:45","modified_gmt":"2021-12-10T10:34:45","slug":"near-neebours","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/near-neebours\/","title":{"rendered":"Near-Neebours"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-14269\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/16d498f0bc740a6e2490611597bb103d.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/16d498f0bc740a6e2490611597bb103d.jpg 800w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/16d498f0bc740a6e2490611597bb103d-600x338.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/16d498f0bc740a6e2490611597bb103d-300x169.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/16d498f0bc740a6e2490611597bb103d-441x248.jpg 441w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/16d498f0bc740a6e2490611597bb103d-768x432.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/16d498f0bc740a6e2490611597bb103d-1x1.jpg 1w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/16d498f0bc740a6e2490611597bb103d-10x6.jpg 10w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong>Near-Neebours<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>by Jim Mainland<\/em><\/p>\n<p>See yun whit\u2019s-is-name,<br \/>Jacob Rees Morgue?<br \/>Weel, him.<br \/>Wha does he pit dee a mind o?<br \/>Lang face, sleekit doon hair?<br \/>Stick a toothbrush tache on da upper lip\u2026<br \/>See it noo?<br \/>A stretched oot version?<\/p>\n<p>An his pal, Jobbo \u2013<br \/>tak awaa da hair<br \/>an he\u2019s da spittin image <br \/>o da idder fellow.<br \/>Kinda roond an bombastic,<br \/>aye makkin an erse o himsel?<br \/>An aye keen ta dismantle<br \/>wir \u2018democratic structures\u2019?<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s no sae far-fetched, believe me.<\/p>\n<p>Dey aa thowt ta begin wi da first twa <br \/>wis joost a pair o hermless fules.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Near-Neebours by Jim Mainland See yun whit\u2019s-is-name,Jacob Rees Morgue?Weel, him.Wha does he pit dee a mind o?Lang face, sleekit doon hair?Stick a toothbrush tache on da upper&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":515,"featured_media":14269,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1660],"tags":[2326,2442],"class_list":["post-14271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poetry-2","tag-boris-johnson","tag-jacob-reesmogg"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/515"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14271"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14271\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/14269"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}