{"id":14148,"date":"2021-09-27T08:27:21","date_gmt":"2021-09-27T07:27:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/government-declaration-a-chancellor-s-manifesto-of-honesty\/"},"modified":"2021-09-27T08:27:21","modified_gmt":"2021-09-27T07:27:21","slug":"government-declaration-a-chancellor-s-manifesto-of-honesty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/government-declaration-a-chancellor-s-manifesto-of-honesty\/","title":{"rendered":"Government declaration: A chancellor\u2019s manifesto of honesty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"780\" height=\"440\" class=\" size-full wp-image-14147\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/7b7294a5e4868580c80f42d3cfc5a6fa.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/7b7294a5e4868580c80f42d3cfc5a6fa.jpg 780w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/7b7294a5e4868580c80f42d3cfc5a6fa-600x338.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/7b7294a5e4868580c80f42d3cfc5a6fa-300x169.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/7b7294a5e4868580c80f42d3cfc5a6fa-441x249.jpg 441w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/7b7294a5e4868580c80f42d3cfc5a6fa-768x433.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/7b7294a5e4868580c80f42d3cfc5a6fa-1x1.jpg 1w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/7b7294a5e4868580c80f42d3cfc5a6fa-10x6.jpg 10w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 780px) 100vw, 780px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong>Government declaration: A chancellor\u2019s manifesto of honesty<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>by Sven Kretzschmar<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Mr. Speaker, Sir! Members of Parliament \u2013<br \/>I said we can do it and I mean it:<em> let\u2019s wait and see.<\/em> Our good<br \/>government approach is we intend to promise <em>to try our best<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>to sit things out again, the way conservatives have always done.<\/em><br \/>Make no mistake: it is my firm decision<br \/>to be against nuclear power <em>because I am both physicist<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>and weather vane.<\/em> What we need first though is<br \/>a Corona emergency break <em>for we do not know what else to do<\/em><br \/><em>and are afraid of appropriate action as an election is coming soon.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>It is either that or a \u201cBridge\u201d lockdown signifying:<br \/><em>we really don\u2019t know. No effin clue.<\/em> Regarding<br \/>our current situation the experts have explained to us \u2026 stuff.<\/p>\n<p><em>Yes, they said something, but we did not listen for a year now.<\/em><br \/>Hence, taking scientific evidence into account, <em>we will<\/em><br \/><em>not start to listen until probably after the election.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>It must therefore be said, this third wave might be the hardest<br \/>for us, <em>so I really would not like to use my soft brain<\/em><br \/><em>to start working and leading<\/em>. The Minister of Health<\/p>\n<p>has my complete confidence regarding this matter,<br \/>that is, <em>he is as good as sacked.<\/em> Having said this,<br \/>I think we have achieved significant progress,<\/p>\n<p>which goes to say: <em>here\u2019s to more of the same!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Author&#8217;s note<\/strong>: the poem contains parts of what Ms. Merkel said either directly or indirectly (in normal writing) and what she actually meant to say (in italics). Themes featured are, of course, the current pandemic, but also her decision\/turnaround regarding nuclear power after the Fukushima catastrophe, her general approach to ride out problems, and her exclamation that she firmly trusts in ministers X, Y, or Z. Particularly in the early years of her chancellorship, it was a running gag among journalists as well as citizens in Germany to count the days until the respective minister had to step down after she pronounced her trust in him or her.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Government declaration: A chancellor\u2019s manifesto of honesty by Sven Kretzschmar Mr. Speaker, Sir! Members of Parliament \u2013I said we can do it and I mean it: let\u2019s&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":618,"featured_media":14147,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1660],"tags":[2494],"class_list":["post-14148","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poetry-2","tag-angela-merkel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14148","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/618"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14148"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14148\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/14147"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}