{"id":13895,"date":"2021-03-17T19:45:09","date_gmt":"2021-03-17T19:45:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/meeting-the-irish\/"},"modified":"2021-03-17T19:45:09","modified_gmt":"2021-03-17T19:45:09","slug":"meeting-the-irish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/meeting-the-irish\/","title":{"rendered":"Meeting the Irish"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"822\" height=\"1024\" class=\" size-full wp-image-13893\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/c314745909acdcdee89e500abaf6ba26.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/c314745909acdcdee89e500abaf6ba26.jpg 822w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/c314745909acdcdee89e500abaf6ba26-600x747.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/c314745909acdcdee89e500abaf6ba26-241x300.jpg 241w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/c314745909acdcdee89e500abaf6ba26-354x441.jpg 354w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/c314745909acdcdee89e500abaf6ba26-768x957.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/c314745909acdcdee89e500abaf6ba26-1x1.jpg 1w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/c314745909acdcdee89e500abaf6ba26-8x10.jpg 8w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 822px) 100vw, 822px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong>Meeting the Irish, 1972<\/strong><\/span><br \/><em>Connemara<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>by Edward Boyne<\/em><\/p>\n<p>We were hoovered-up off the known streets<br \/>by revving buses nervous in The Coombe,<br \/>rushed at speed, through drowsy posh estates.<br \/>It was like a moving quarantine.<br \/>We had polished the Doc Martens<br \/>and sharp-shaved the heads.<br \/>Wore braces for the half-mast jeans,<br \/>leather jackets, studs, Led Zeppelin tee-shirts.<br \/>Left behind the dogs. You don\u2019t want <br \/>hard dogs to learn country ways,<br \/>Gitser said it was like the road to Letterfrack,<br \/>to visit his banged-up brother Rick.<br \/>The fields were wrinkly with loose walls<br \/>once you passed Loughrea.<br \/>Stones dumped randomly in queer shapes, <br \/>shop signs you couldn\u2019t read,<br \/>and a ragged reek of turf smoke on the breeze. <br \/>Shawlies leant over half-doors for a gawk<br \/>at the blight alighting off the \u2018Gaeltacht\u2019 bus.<br \/>Lunch was no chips, potatoes like grenades, <br \/>fish fingers, watery tomato sauce from Cork. <br \/>Me and Gitzer were escorted <br \/>to pine bunk-beds under the eaves,<br \/>in one of the breeze-block bungalows <br \/>pitched up on every patch of hairy bog.<br \/>Infants of Prague hung like holy princes<br \/>on the walls, and a hippy-looking Jesus<br \/>pointed sternly at his heart.<\/p>\n<p>School-hall with emergency doors <br \/>and economical varnished floors,<br \/>bottles of Seven-Up on side tables <br \/>for the break. White plastic cups.<br \/>Dress code was wholesome tweed,<br \/>collarless shirts, open sandals,<br \/>hairy ears, smug gansies, sleeveless<br \/>cardies buttoned to the throat.<br \/>The Geriatric Ceilidh Band <br \/>warbled in one corner, a jangly din <br \/>of squeeze-box, pipe and fiddle,<br \/>massed bodhrans like the artillery <br \/>of several minor insurrections.<\/p>\n<p>On our first stand-off fidgety night,<br \/>girls danced alarming jigs and reels <br \/>knees up brazenly in front of us,<br \/>at their watchful chief\u2019s orders.<br \/>Slick virgin movers, high steppers, <br \/>arm posers, chaste-steppers, hip chasers,<br \/>below the belt, throwing shapes, <br \/>shaping throws, sideways slow,<br \/>dancing tap, tapping dance, dancing <br \/>like you had to know the rules.<br \/>At the end the applause was in <br \/>their own language and their curtsies<br \/>were untouchable, ringlety genuflections.<br \/>You could tell they lived in history <br \/>and thought they had the like of us <br \/>by the short and curlies. <br \/>It was made quite clear <br \/>we had been let come to this place, <br \/>to come to their conclusions.<\/p>\n<p>Shocko fancied his chances<br \/>off the tall one in ringlets with the legs,<br \/>Wondered if she came in Irish <br \/>or in English or maybe French.<br \/>Said she gave him the eye<br \/>in every language known to man or boy.<br \/>I told him to shut his face-hole, park his dick,<br \/>\u2018no messin with the local motts\u2019,<br \/>and we\u2019d maybe get through this ok.<br \/>They claimed we talked \u2018Bearla\u2019 on the sly,<br \/>spat the word, like it meant the end <br \/>of good, virtue, order, peace, worse.<br \/>We had no official language badge<br \/>to make safe sense of us.<br \/>We told them that \u2018Bearla\u2019 was their poxy name <br \/>for the words we always spoke aloud <br \/>and all the warm whispers inside our heads.<\/p>\n<p>We said we talked the way<br \/>our ould-wans talked,<br \/>and their ould-wans too <br \/>and further back,<br \/>to when their chief\u2019s<br \/>favourite famine <br \/>drained the land <br \/>of landless scum<br \/>like us and ours. <br \/>What right had they<br \/>to say it wasn\u2019t alright?<\/p>\n<p>Before they got us out<br \/>we taught them a few words<br \/>they never knew or guessed:<br \/>animal gangs, sausagy coddle, <br \/>pawnbrokers balls, stone bruises, <br \/>Dolphins Barn, red biddy, <br \/>street dealers prams, fancy women,<br \/>brassers, kip houses, <br \/>Pimlico, The Glass-Go Inn<br \/>on York St, Blackpitts, <br \/>the moneylenders knock, <br \/>Iveagh Baths to fumigate the lice,<br \/>scuttin lorries,<br \/>pressure sores, <br \/>Mushatts,<br \/>Winetavern, <br \/>Whitefriar, <br \/>Woodbines. <br \/>Engine alley.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u2018Sure the weather\u2019s that changeable, <\/em><br \/><em>you wouldn\u2019t know what clothes to pawn\u2019.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>We asked in cheeky Bearla:<br \/>\u2018would yis come back<br \/>on the same smokey bus, <br \/>to our kip for your turn,<br \/>and a compulsory month <br \/>of culture in The Coombe?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Meeting the Irish, 1972Connemara by Edward Boyne We were hoovered-up off the known streetsby revving buses nervous in The Coombe,rushed at speed, through drowsy posh estates.It was&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":595,"featured_media":13893,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1660],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13895","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poetry-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13895","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/595"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13895"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13895\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13893"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13895"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13895"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13895"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}