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It\u2019s hard to say \u2018I love you\u2019 to a Tory<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n by Louisa Campbell<\/em><\/p>\n It\u2019s hard to reason with people who make you so angry It\u2019s hard to say \u2018I love you\u2019 to a Tory by Louisa Campbell It\u2019s hard to reason with people who make you so angryyou want to beat…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":585,"featured_media":13790,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1660],"tags":[2442,2443],"class_list":["post-13792","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poetry-2","tag-jacob-reesmogg","tag-unicef"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13792","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/585"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13792"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13792\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13790"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13792"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13792"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13792"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
you want to beat some sense into their cold, cold hearts.
And why would anyone listen to someone who hates them?
So, here you go: I love you, when you stash your cash
in the Caymans. I can\u2019t remember which one\u2019s legal \u2013
avoidance, or evasion \u2013 but it\u2019s fine, don\u2019t worry;
it makes no difference to the starving children
lining up to be fed by Unesco. You\u2019re marvellous
when you keep lying while people are dying of Covid
because you ignored the experts\u2019 advice.
How totally scrumdiddlyumptious of you to give
contracts to chums to make test kits and masks
that don\u2019t work, or never turn up. How lovely you are
to clear the streets of the homeless, so you
don\u2019t have to breathe the nasty beggars\u2019 germs.
You\u2019re fabulous when you believe the poor
are poor on purpose; I love you, I love you
(please change).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"