{"id":13691,"date":"2020-11-02T10:43:49","date_gmt":"2020-11-02T10:43:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/coal-monologues\/"},"modified":"2020-11-02T10:43:49","modified_gmt":"2020-11-02T10:43:49","slug":"coal-monologues","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/coal-monologues\/","title":{"rendered":"Coal Monologues"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"726\" class=\" size-full wp-image-13690\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/e6446adaf88305054ca19cc2d67eeba6.jpg\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/e6446adaf88305054ca19cc2d67eeba6.jpg 1000w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/e6446adaf88305054ca19cc2d67eeba6-600x436.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/e6446adaf88305054ca19cc2d67eeba6-300x218.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/e6446adaf88305054ca19cc2d67eeba6-441x320.jpg 441w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/e6446adaf88305054ca19cc2d67eeba6-768x558.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/e6446adaf88305054ca19cc2d67eeba6-1x1.jpg 1w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/e6446adaf88305054ca19cc2d67eeba6-10x7.jpg 10w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Coal Monologues<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>by Willie Hershaw<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>1) Brother James<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I received the Abbot\u2019s orders<br \/>inby the big pink house:<br \/>\u201cYoke Joseph and Mary, <br \/>to an oxen cart &#8211; take shovels, creels.<br \/>Wrap up &#8211; it\u2019s wet and marshy with few paths.<br \/>Go roughly east for around six miles,<br \/>keep to the right of the hills.<br \/>You\u2019ll see there\u2019s previous pits dug out,<br \/>shallow indentations like plague graves.<br \/>The treasure\u2019s beneath the turf.<br \/>The shiny black stones await, not deep,<br \/>that will warm us through the winter,<br \/>bake our bread, brew our beer.<br \/>Four days should do it.<br \/>Take Brother Peter too,<br \/>he is simple but could pull up an oak\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u2026no, there is hardly a soul to be seen<br \/>out in that woebegone moss:<br \/>A bedraggled wolf, a penitent pilgrim,<br \/>hirpling leper, thief or bedlam runner.<br \/>Watch that Brother Peter <br \/>does not drown himself.<br \/>Multa beneficia\u2026<\/p>\n<p><strong>2) Lord Minto\u2019s Surveyor, William Logan<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The clotted mud was still on my boots,<br \/>nevertheless my client was insistent,<br \/>Eydent to hear my initial report<br \/>In his reception room in Charlotte Square.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIronstone to feed blast furnaces<br \/>Is only a poor second prize &#8211; <br \/>like sheep farming in the North.<br \/>The seam\u2019s the Gold Cup, the Lochgelly Splint.<br \/>Six, seven foot, twisting through the earth.<br \/>A thick black vein to be bled,<br \/>outcropping in places, easily reachable\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Enough to pay off outstanding debt?<br \/>Enough to keep an empire on the boil.<br \/>Enough to secure a lineage of wealth\u2026<br \/>And if we dig deeper, who knows?<\/p>\n<p>The people are poor as a pisspot. <br \/>Consumptive weavers, gypsies, slow-witted farmhands <br \/>Indistinguishable in their rank and appearance <br \/>From their down at heel Lairds and Factors. <br \/>We can buy up extraneous land for bawbees\u2026<br \/>May I say, \u201cWell done, Sir\u201d?<\/p>\n<p>His Lordship smiled and poured himself a brandy.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a03) Ann Ceres, Servant Lass at Colqually Farm<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u201cThis is no as it seems, Sir, I sweir tae Goad.<br \/>I beg ye no tae puit me oot and me wi bairn.<br \/>The cranreugh puits a bane intil the groun yet.<\/p>\n<p>I was takkin a basket o eggs ower the field<br \/>tae Cartmore, as the Mistress had bidden me.<br \/>It was a bonnie day and the sun bleezed doun.<br \/>The smaa buirds were singan in the buirks.<br \/>I taen this for a blessing. A swaw caught the corn.<br \/>It flawed like a gowden sea, pirlan in waves,<br \/>waist high. \u201cCome ben me, Lassie\u201d, <br \/>I jaloused it was souchan tae me.<br \/>Lichtsome and blyth I walked <br \/>intil it like Moses tae win a shortcut ower.<br \/>I sang oot \u201cDaintie Davie\u201dlike a lintie. <br \/>Ma hert was as gleg as a laverock.<\/p>\n<p>The deil maist hae been rooting like a sow<br \/>in some foul sty o hell no fuar ablaw.<br \/>He heard ma sang, and follaed the soun,<br \/>ma bare feet tappin abuin him.<br \/>Syne a neive brak through the airth<br \/>and grabbit ma cooties. Whit a fricht, sir!<br \/>I heard it lauch, speik a gey coorse aith,<br \/>syne the cratur himsel sliddert through.<br \/>He heezed me doun wi strang swack airms<br \/>whaur we were derned ablaw the sheaves.<br \/>He was a deil richt eneuch &#8211;<br \/>As Meinister Thompson had tellt us in the Kirk,<br \/>His skin bleck as sin, his teeth like white pairls,<br \/>His een like het coals. He was nakit forby.<br \/>Shameless and gallus. He wasnae uncomely<br \/>but his manners wi me were roch.<br \/>He was glisteran wi sweit and gey clarty<br \/>and kissed me ower and ower again<br \/>and shortly had his baistly wey &#8211; I couldnae stap him.<br \/>I was feart for ma life and scraighan for help.<br \/>I thoucht I micht be killt.<br \/>He forced his haun ower ma mooth,<br \/>tae smour me. I couldnae breith. <br \/>I heard shouting, fuitfaas &#8211; <br \/>aa o a sudden he was gaun back doun,<br \/>like a brock intil his set.<\/p>\n<p>It was the Greive that had foun me.<br \/>\u201cHae you been wi a man?\u201d he speirt.<br \/>I ettled tae shaw him the hole in the groun<br \/>but he wadnae hear me and dragged me awaa\u2026<br \/>I sweir this tae be true Sir, on the Guid Buik<br \/>I am honest &#8211; no wanton whure.<br \/>I canna read or write but I will<br \/>puit ma cross tae this.<\/p>\n<p><strong>4) The Music Lover<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Five hours we hung over the abyss<br \/>like rats in a cage.<br \/>Silent at first after Rattray fell out,<br \/>unbalanced by the initial jolt.<br \/>He screamed all the way down,<br \/>bouncing off the sides.<br \/>For a while we held our breaths,<br \/>not wanting to disturb the fragile balance,<br \/>waiting on the pulley rope to snap<br \/>and send the whole thing crashing.<br \/>Later when it looked like we were <br \/>stuck there for good <br \/>Wee Geordie produced his moothie.<br \/>As a cornet player I hated that, once dropped <br \/>a hundred weight coal deliberately<br \/>to flatten its witless cheerful key.<\/p>\n<p>That day I appreciated the gesture.<br \/>It turned into quite a concert party<br \/>with only Rattray\u2019s ghost for audience. <br \/>Bob Paterson gave us Tam O Shanter,<br \/>MacDonald, The Charge of The Light Brigade.<br \/>We wept down in the Salley Gardens,<br \/>joined in Scots Wha Hae and The Red Flag<br \/>most heartily.<\/p>\n<p>We nearly lost Big Wull <br \/>when finally they got it shifted from above:<br \/>He was half way out the cage <br \/>when Peter Leslie pulled him in.<br \/>That shaft had always been unlucky from the start.<br \/>Subsidence bevelled it and the sides weren\u2019t true.<br \/>Mind you, that was some fright, sticking<br \/>half way between the bottom and the top,<br \/>rolling between the pitch and the toss,<br \/>the high notes and low.<\/p>\n<p>After that I always went<br \/>down Glencraig with tight white knuckles,<br \/>was happy to hear Geordie\u2019s tuneless<br \/>sook and blaw.<\/p>\n<p><strong>5) The Back Hander<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u201cI see factories, I see hundreds of new jobs,\u201d<br \/>the smug councillor told the meeting.<br \/>We were down on our luck and on the dole<br \/>after Thatcher had closed the last pit.<br \/>We were greedy to hear brighter news.<br \/>\u201cBut a safe industry this time &#8211; no more filthy pit clothes,<br \/>for the wife to scrub, or you going about crippled,<br \/>like a half-shut knife from coughing black lung.<br \/>Clean plastics from the ethylene byproduct &#8211;<br \/>I\u2019ll not blind you with the science.<br \/>All kinds of opportunities are coming here,<br \/>engineering, computers, trades and apprenticeships<br \/>we can\u2019t even imagine the future. I\u2019m telling you,<br \/>That oil pipe from Cruden Bay\u2019s a lifeline.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>We got a roaring stack<br \/>spewing out flame and black smoke,<br \/>a hellish hissing flaring its pollution through the night,<br \/>cracks in the walls of our new-bought council houses,<br \/>sleepless bairns complaining of the chemical smell.<\/p>\n<p>I once met a man from our village <br \/>who said he\u2019d been a temporary janitor there.<\/p>\n<p><strong>6) The Apprentice<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I received my instructions<br \/>from the Director in the Dome,<br \/>proper old school style, non-thoughtware.<br \/>I\u2019d never heard his voice before.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe could use a nano speirer<br \/>And holo it in. Stormy Petrel <br \/>Is a programme good for that. <br \/>But I\u2019m sending you in person.<br \/>There\u2019s nothing like an experience,<br \/>real time, real smells and sounds <br \/>And there might even be a bird.<br \/>That\u2019s a story and a half to tell<br \/>In the post digital age.<\/p>\n<p>Go North of the former capital,<br \/>the Fife Zone is uninhabited,<br \/>mostly under water since the Thaw.<br \/>The muckle keekers have recorded something,<br \/>a movement, possibly a marine baistie,<br \/>among the submerged archaeology<br \/>where there were settlements.<br \/>Headlines on the Bletherwab if it\u2019s true but <br \/>probably only a subsidence or disturbance<br \/>on the surface.<\/p>\n<p>Take a hurly-ashet, Caliban and Auld Blade,<br \/>watch that Auld Blade doesn\u2019t get droukit,<br \/>His A.I. files are questionable.<br \/>Tak tent, ma quine.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>7) Coal Speaks<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m a lump of time, <br \/>An ornamental paperweight on your shelf.<br \/>The seed songs of a million generations <br \/>Still resonate faint in the bit of me.<br \/>Their dialects are impenetrable to your mind,<br \/>A compression of sounds far off and under water.<br \/>I will bide my time.<br \/>I will be ash and sparks,<br \/>I will be water and air again,<br \/>The rechargeable battery in the leaf.<br \/>I will be free from the prison of myself some time.<\/p>\n<p>I will be starlight over a lonely forest lake.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/LYwiBeAwdn8\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Coal Monologues by Willie Hershaw 1) Brother James I received the Abbot\u2019s ordersinby the big pink house:\u201cYoke Joseph and Mary, to an oxen cart &#8211; take shovels,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":517,"featured_media":13690,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1660],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13691","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poetry-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13691","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/517"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13691"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13691\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13690"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13691"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13691"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13691"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}