{"id":13235,"date":"2020-03-25T08:31:44","date_gmt":"2020-03-25T08:31:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/in-the-white-man-s-clinic\/"},"modified":"2020-03-25T08:31:44","modified_gmt":"2020-03-25T08:31:44","slug":"in-the-white-man-s-clinic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/in-the-white-man-s-clinic\/","title":{"rendered":"In The White Man\u2019s Clinic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-13234\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/1671545932e6ed7e54457fc8edc1bd6d.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/1671545932e6ed7e54457fc8edc1bd6d.jpg 800w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/1671545932e6ed7e54457fc8edc1bd6d-600x401.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/1671545932e6ed7e54457fc8edc1bd6d-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/1671545932e6ed7e54457fc8edc1bd6d-441x294.jpg 441w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/1671545932e6ed7e54457fc8edc1bd6d-768x513.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/1671545932e6ed7e54457fc8edc1bd6d-1x1.jpg 1w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/1671545932e6ed7e54457fc8edc1bd6d-10x7.jpg 10w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>On the day the Irish government announced they are (for the duration of the crisis) incorporating all private hospitals into the public health system, <strong>Kevin Higgins<\/strong> offers this poem in memoriam of Ireland&#8217;s two tier health system which will hopefully never come back. It was inspired by a private hospital, the Galway Clinic, which actually does have a self-playing grand piano in the foyer but is only open during office hours.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong>In The White Man\u2019s Clinic<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><\/span><em>by Kevin Higgins<\/em><\/p>\n<p>A grand piano plays itself <br \/>on a giant Chinese rug <br \/>in a foyer so vast I once went there <br \/>by mistake, hoping <br \/>to catch a long haul flight<br \/>to Melbourne via Abu Dhabi.<\/p>\n<p>Instead found myself in a glass palace <br \/>where surgeons do things <br \/>no one thought possible<br \/>and which, in the end, weren\u2019t;<\/p>\n<p>in the process making sad intestines sing<br \/>like water damaged concert violins,<br \/>lungs hoot like ruined tubas<br \/>in a building designed to mature<br \/>into a hotel, when it fails as a hospital<br \/>for those who can afford to die <br \/>during office hours.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On the day the Irish government announced they are (for the duration of the crisis) incorporating all private hospitals into the public health system, Kevin Higgins offers&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":543,"featured_media":13234,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1660],"tags":[2336],"class_list":["post-13235","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poetry-2","tag-coronavirus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13235","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/543"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13235"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13235\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13234"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13235"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13235"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13235"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}