{"id":13163,"date":"2019-12-16T10:38:29","date_gmt":"2019-12-16T10:38:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/the-buttering-of-the-bread\/"},"modified":"2019-12-16T10:38:29","modified_gmt":"2019-12-16T10:38:29","slug":"the-buttering-of-the-bread","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/the-buttering-of-the-bread\/","title":{"rendered":"The Buttering of the Bread"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-13162\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/4baa482d90346976f655899c43573d65.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"905\" height=\"1280\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/4baa482d90346976f655899c43573d65.jpg 905w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/4baa482d90346976f655899c43573d65-600x849.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/4baa482d90346976f655899c43573d65-212x300.jpg 212w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/4baa482d90346976f655899c43573d65-312x441.jpg 312w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/4baa482d90346976f655899c43573d65-768x1086.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/4baa482d90346976f655899c43573d65-1x1.jpg 1w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/4baa482d90346976f655899c43573d65-7x10.jpg 7w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 905px) 100vw, 905px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong>The Buttering of the Bread<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>by Rob Walton, with image by Martin Gollan<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Just because I changed to the Tories<br \/>people tell me I don&#8217;t know<br \/>which side my bread is buttered<br \/>when in actual fact<br \/>and no word of a lie<br \/>the smiling Mr Johnson<br \/>buttered both sides.<\/p>\n<p>He covered one side in our beloved Brexit<br \/>so we won&#8217;t be bothered by the French<br \/>and the Germans and all them eastern Europeans.<br \/>Then on the other he spread a better NHS<br \/>and tax cuts and more or less more police.<\/p>\n<p>And if he put a little bit of ground glass in the butter<br \/>that&#8217;s a small price to pay<br \/>and besides I&#8217;ll get treated for free<br \/>in one of the forty new hospitals.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Buttering of the Bread by Rob Walton, with image by Martin Gollan Just because I changed to the Toriespeople tell me I don&#8217;t knowwhich side my&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":539,"featured_media":13162,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1660],"tags":[2326,2325],"class_list":["post-13163","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poetry-2","tag-boris-johnson","tag-election"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13163","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/539"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13163"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13163\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13162"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13163"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13163"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13163"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}