{"id":12700,"date":"2018-09-10T08:18:25","date_gmt":"2018-09-10T07:18:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/kipling-buildings\/"},"modified":"2018-09-10T08:18:25","modified_gmt":"2018-09-10T07:18:25","slug":"kipling-buildings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/kipling-buildings\/","title":{"rendered":"Kipling Buildings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-12699\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/9cf7fd1984625bd7629d03ba3d72586e.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"650\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/9cf7fd1984625bd7629d03ba3d72586e.jpg 650w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/9cf7fd1984625bd7629d03ba3d72586e-600x369.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/9cf7fd1984625bd7629d03ba3d72586e-300x185.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/9cf7fd1984625bd7629d03ba3d72586e-441x271.jpg 441w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/9cf7fd1984625bd7629d03ba3d72586e-1x1.jpg 1w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/9cf7fd1984625bd7629d03ba3d72586e-10x6.jpg 10w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong>Kipling Buildings<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>With some debt to Rudyard Kipling&#8217;s &#8216;If&#8217;<\/p>\n<p><em>by Alan Morrison<\/em><\/p>\n<p>If you can keep your head when all about you<br \/>Are spy cameras, a deliberate delay<br \/>Of the appointment time in an attempt<br \/>To break your spirit, a protracted wait<br \/>In a claustrophobic, clinical-looking room,<br \/>A neutrally decorated purgatory<br \/>Silent except for the rumbling water cooler,<br \/>Being observed by unseen deciders<br \/>Prolonging your agony in a pot-plant garden&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>If you can keep your head during a gruelling<br \/>Interrogation at Independent Assessment<br \/>Services (formerly Atos Solutions),<br \/>Being asked trick questions, being observed,<br \/>Recorded, monitored, not being listened to,<br \/>Only heard, not being respected or<br \/>Empathised with, but being judged<br \/>In an unacknowledged kangaroo court<br \/>Of icy stares and sporadic mouse-clicks<br \/>For each of the ticks in the boxes on<br \/>The assessor&#8217;s screen turned away from you<br \/>So you can&#8217;t see \u2013 while being observed<br \/>Just as a troubled adolescent by<br \/>A cryptic psychiatrist&#8217;s invisible observers<br \/>Behind two-way glass; these desk-perched<br \/>Harpies who prey on the sick and disabled<br \/>For sport, will pick off your weak points<br \/>And press all your buttons to get the most<br \/>Pool-muddying responses to cloud your claim&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>If you can keep your PIP when all about you<br \/>Are losing theirs, it&#8217;ll only be a pyrrhic<br \/>Victory, a temporary reprieve, just putting off<br \/>The inevitable sting of a future trap-sprung<br \/>Reassessment, opportunity for symptom-<br \/>Tampering and a spot of goalpost-changing<br \/>To ensure next time you&#8217;re lower scoring&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>If you can keep your nerve at Atos<br \/>Assessment Services nestled deep<br \/>In the grey, mauve and periwinkle plush<br \/>Of Kipling Buildings poorly disguised<br \/>As a clinic but whose commercial shape<br \/>And fa\u00e7ade indicate that a bank once operated<br \/>There, on the corner of a nondescript street<br \/>In an unexplored part of Portsmouth,<br \/>Then you will be damned, my son,<br \/>Damned with a disability, but worse,<br \/>An invisible one, and the points you&#8217;ll score<br \/>Will be in binary numbers \u2013 the price<br \/>For their bounties, their thirty pieces&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em>&nbsp;This poem was one of the winning entries in the 2018 Bread and Roses Poetry Award, sponsored by Unite.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kipling Buildings With some debt to Rudyard Kipling&#8217;s &#8216;If&#8217; 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