{"id":11909,"date":"2016-01-23T09:12:12","date_gmt":"2016-01-23T09:12:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/at-an-alternative-burns-supper\/"},"modified":"2016-01-23T09:12:12","modified_gmt":"2016-01-23T09:12:12","slug":"at-an-alternative-burns-supper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/at-an-alternative-burns-supper\/","title":{"rendered":"An Alternative Burns Supper"},"content":{"rendered":"<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-11907\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/29705e7c79d0a961a50f0fd489d4905a.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"caption\" title=\"Tam O'Shanter and Souter Johnny at Kirkton Jean's\" width=\"350\" height=\"263\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/29705e7c79d0a961a50f0fd489d4905a.jpg 350w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/29705e7c79d0a961a50f0fd489d4905a-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/29705e7c79d0a961a50f0fd489d4905a-1x1.jpg 1w, http:\/\/www.gfdesign.co.uk\/culture\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/29705e7c79d0a961a50f0fd489d4905a-10x8.jpg 10w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/>\n<p><em><strong>David Betteridge<\/strong> presents two poems to help you enjoy an alternative Burns supper.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">At An Alternative Burns Supper<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>His short life and his fertility<\/em><br \/><em>lift his perfection to the rank of the phenomenal&#8230;<\/em><br \/>&#8211; Aphorisms on Mozart, by Ferruccio Busoni<\/p>\n<p>I<\/p>\n<p>Here&rsquo;s tae the man&rsquo;s life &#8211;<br \/>its drivin root, its rise, its faur reach &ndash;<br \/>and tae the great hairst he gather&rsquo;d in!<\/p>\n<p>Here&rsquo;s tae the wark &#8211;<br \/>the high skill, the luve, the daurk hours &#8211;<br \/>that he pit in!<\/p>\n<p>Here&rsquo;s tae the words that he gar&rsquo;d flow &#8211;<br \/>a muckle stream &#8211;<br \/>frae his hert&rsquo;s ferment and his mind&rsquo;s still!<\/p>\n<p>Here&rsquo;s tae the faur-travellin o&rsquo; that stream!<br \/>Here&rsquo;s tae its carried gowd!<br \/>Here&rsquo;s tae the lang and future legacy<br \/>ane sma&rsquo; life endow&rsquo;d!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<span style=\"background-color: #ffffff;\"><\/span> &nbsp; <span style=\"background-color: #ffffff;\">&nbsp; &nbsp;<em> &nbsp;Idealist without losing touch<\/em><\/span><br \/><em><span style=\"background-color: #ffffff;\">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;with the earth, realist without ugliness&#8230;<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p>II<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; I would winnow the man<br \/>from the chaff of his myth;<br \/>the works from the man;<br \/>and the best of the works<br \/>from the run of the mill.<\/p>\n<p>Winnow, I say, then winnow more;<br \/>then, at the last, distil!<\/p>\n<p>I would sweep aside the cotter&rsquo;s<br \/>and the hoghmagandie nights,<br \/>the barley-rigs and -bree;<\/p>\n<p>likewise the chameleon roles<br \/>of ploughman-penman-citizen,<br \/>of ranting dog, of Jacobite, and Jacobin,<br \/>and keeper of crapulous company.<\/p>\n<p>Winnow, and distil!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<em> His resources are extraordinarily abundant,<\/em><br \/><em>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; but he never uses them all&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>What&rsquo;s left of worth &#8211;<br \/>epistles, satires, songs, a handful&rsquo;s few &#8211;<br \/>has high cask-strength: here<br \/>is the bard&rsquo;s best, and the world&rsquo;s best, too&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>III<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;The bard&rsquo;s best, and the world&rsquo;s best, too.&rdquo;<br \/>Best: how Ah hate thi term!<br \/>Wurld&rsquo;s best is wurse, excrementil,<br \/>thru-n-thru. As fur thi shit wurd the &#8211; euch! &#8211;<br \/>it&rsquo;s faur-n-awey thi wurst o aw thi terms<br \/>in Abstractionism&rsquo;s buik.<br \/>It&rsquo;s purest extramentil, n that is definit.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<em>He disposes of light and shadow, but his light<\/em><br \/><em>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;does not pain, and his darkness still shows<\/em><br \/><em>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;clear outlines&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Tak thi man-n-his stuff intire!<br \/>Nae finicky-pickity pluckin o plooms!<br \/>Burns wis complexit wi his place-n-times,<br \/>n he writ wi his haill sel fired.<br \/>Read it thi same: leeve in it, imbrace it,<br \/>breathe it, crap bits-n-aw: like it&rsquo;s a freend:<br \/>jist as it is: baggy, raw.<\/p>\n<p>Gie us this dey ur poems incarnate!<br \/>Onythin less is Plato&rsquo;s pish,<br \/>n that is definate.<\/p>\n<p>IV<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; He was amphibian.<br \/>Languages, genres, points of view, and styles &#8211;<br \/>he moved between them easily.<br \/>Fast-travelling, he seldom stayed in any one<br \/>for long, until, towards his early end,<br \/>he made landfall in an archipelago of song.<br \/>It was for him, and for posterity,<br \/>his Fortunate Isles.<br \/>There, to every Muse<br \/>containable in verse, he gave the blessing<br \/>of his voice, a blessing that, in reading<br \/>and in singing, we can never lose&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<em>He is young as a boy,<\/em><br \/><em>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;and wise as an old man &#8211;<\/em><br \/><em>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;never old-fashioned and never modern&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>V<\/p>\n<p>If Life&rsquo;s nae a jig in July weather,<br \/>but a gallop insteid, hell for leather,<br \/>wi&rsquo; nocht at the end save a tightenin&rsquo; tether,<br \/>wi&rsquo; dark beyond,<br \/>best we a&rsquo; gang our gate thegither,<br \/>in Freenship&rsquo;s bond.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <em>&#8230;carried to the grave<\/em><br \/><em>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; and always alive&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>May SANG sustain us on our way,<br \/>remind us whaur we first saw day,<br \/>an&rsquo; prime us for the waitin&rsquo; clay,<br \/>whan a&rsquo; are cow&rsquo;d.<br \/>Until that time, may LUVE haud sway,<br \/>an&rsquo; LIFE ride proud.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">CHORUS OF THE PEOPLE<\/span><\/strong><br \/><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\">Against the Elites<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">We are the nothings you walk past.<br \/>Your lowest and least,<br \/>we live in the margins of your power.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Expendable,<br \/>we fight your many wars.<br \/>Your triumphs we pay for,<br \/>but have none.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Unheeded and unnamed,<br \/>we make your schemes come true.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Every ton and inch and cubic yard and chisel-cut<br \/>of every building you command,<br \/>is ours.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Every furrow ploughed and filled with seed<br \/>is ours.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Your wealth-producing factories;<br \/>your cities &#8211;<br \/>ours!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Day in, day out, we do your work and will.<br \/>We pipe the water that you need from reservoir to tap;<br \/>we stitch the clothes that cover up your nakedness;<br \/>we bake the bread (and cake) you eat.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">We are your numerous and essential kin.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>David Betteridge presents two poems to help you enjoy an alternative Burns supper. &nbsp; 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